a man types his facebook status.
"Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!"
fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.
their penises have all vanished.
it is December 1.
No D December has begun.
when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing
because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study
And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind
the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this