Anonymous:
A boy call me hella cute, traNSLATION PLEASE does he want my toilet parts?? I don't understand!

australiansanta:

tOILET PARTS

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

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h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

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